Stefan Molyneux:
I think she has a say in that...
Says who?
I can picture the headlines now. "Mysterious bald-headed man raids Oprah show, screams 'it's about your family!'"
Then you could write a book and appear on her show legitimately. Call it "(I wish I had) a million little follicles"
In all seriousness, though, I wonder what it would take for you to get on the Oprah show? Probably a lot. Rational philosophy is directly at odds with a lot of the mythological fluff I hear coming out of Oprah's show--for instance I think I remember her featuring that pseudoscientific movie The Secret a few months ago. Stef would probably have to grow his remaining hair really long, talk about forgiveness as a virtue, and call himself an "epistemediologist" to stand a chance of showing up on the O-dar.
Balloon I love you,
You are round, smooth and pretty.
I rub you. Static.