AESTHETE:So, I joined the Army.
I got a 98 out of a possible 99 on the ASVAB.
Word of advice from my experience.This was many years ago and I can only assume that it is much worse now.
If you test out high in certain fields, you will be hounded relentlessly to join up.They even share your information between branches of the military. They will come to your home trying to get others to influence you.They will promise almost anything.Even what they cannot deliver.
My advice is to move and leave no forwarding address. I was not able to shake them until I became homeless on purpose.I don't advise anything so drastic, but it helps if no one in your current location knows where you went.
Good Luck!
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