Look out, he might try to enlarge your penis with his 1 dollar V!agra ray--while working at home!
I could go on a big long rant about how this shows how awful the state-based "justice" system is because it focusses on punishing "offenders" rather than compensating victims, and indeed often does so at the victim's expense ... [ad nauseam] ... but this is just ridiculous. Did he even do anything that merits more than literally getting a slap on the wrist?
Balloon I love you,
You are round, smooth and pretty.
I rub you. Static.